{"title":"Apparel","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"husband-wife-good-thing-sweatshirts-proverbs-18-22-white","title":"Husband \u0026 Wife Good Thing Sweatshirts - Proverbs 18:22 (white)","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe who finds a wife finds a good thing—now you can wear it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cozy matching sweatshirt set celebrates Proverbs 18:22 with playful style. Perfect for couples who appreciate faith-based humor and comfort, these warm sweatshirts are ideal for date nights, casual outings, or just lounging together. Available as a matching pair, they're a fun way to show your bond while staying toasty. 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Perfect for couples who appreciate faith-based humor and comfort, these warm sweatshirts are ideal for date nights, casual outings, or just lounging together. Available as a matching pair, they're a fun way to show your bond while staying toasty. 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