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Available in 6 colors, S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in-on-day-one softness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit — because rigid boundaries are for your inner child to work through, not your t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Sage, Berry, Terracotta, Blue Spruce, Crimson, and Cumin — pick the one that matches your current attachment style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/2602\/2752\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt-placeholder-do-not-publish_ae557d58-a108-4419-83c1-f0e90f41e7fb.jpg?v=1785718070\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions (read this part, we mean it):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors — protect that hand-lettered script the way you protect your peace. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you're feeling especially self-actualized. Do not iron directly on the design (some things, like your feelings, need a little distance to properly heal). Do not bleach — we already have enough people trying to lighten the mood around here. Skip the fabric softener; the ink deserves boundaries too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRaccoon not included. 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