Funny raccoon shirt for anyone embracing their inner trash panda. A wide-eyed, feral little raccoon paired with bold "FERAL" lettering on a soft, garment-dyed unisex tee. Perfect gift for the chaotic friend, raccoon lover, or anyone who runs on feral energy and snacks. Available in 6 colors, S–4XL.

The details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in-on-day-one softness
• Relaxed unisex fit — because rigid boundaries are for your inner child to work through, not your t-shirt
• Available in Sage, Berry, Terracotta, Blue Spruce, Crimson, and Cumin — pick the one that matches your current attachment style

Care instructions (read this part, we mean it):
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors — protect that hand-lettered script the way you protect your peace. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you're feeling especially self-actualized. Do not iron directly on the design (some things, like your feelings, need a little distance to properly heal). Do not bleach — we already have enough people trying to lighten the mood around here. Skip the fabric softener; the ink deserves boundaries too.

Raccoon not included. Animal Control not affiliated, but the shirt's cute either way.