Therapist's Favorite Client - Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

Look, we all have our moments. The gold star chart at the end of session. The "growth edge" that keeps growing. The 47-minute tangent about your ex that somehow becomes a breakthrough. You're not the problem client — you're the favorite one. There's a difference, and it's billable.

This soft, garment-dyed tee says what your therapist is legally and ethically prohibited from saying out loud. Wear it to your next session. Wear it instead of doing the homework. Wear it as a gentle warning to everyone in your life that you are, in fact, doing the work — emotionally and sartorially.

The details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that broken-in-on-day-one softness
• Relaxed unisex fit — because rigid boundaries are for your inner child to work through, not your t-shirt
• Available in Sage, Berry, Terracotta, Blue Spruce, Crimson, and Cumin — pick the one that matches your current attachment style

Care instructions (read this part, we mean it):
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors — protect that hand-lettered script the way you protect your peace. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you're feeling especially self-actualized. Do not iron directly on the design (some things, like your feelings, need a little distance to properly heal). Do not bleach — we already have enough people trying to lighten the mood around here. Skip the fabric softener; the ink deserves boundaries too.

Therapist not included. Emotional growth not guaranteed, but the shirt's cute either way.